I don’t do gardening - too many creepy crawlies and things I’m allergic too. But I have a couple of rose bushes, one tiny little thing, and this crazy lanky wannabe tree. It has no concept of seasons (regularly flowering when it’s snowing), it’s not actually that well (I don’t get plants, or I’d explain more why it has funny spots), and it’s almost taller than I am now (because I never bothered to prune it).

But it flowers, a lot, and when it does it’s gorgeous. And it smells divine too.